Live from the recliner

THE BOOMERS
ARE ONCHAIN.

$BOOMER is the memecoin for everyone who bought the top in '87, held through absolutely everything, and just found out their stock app runs on a blockchain now.

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$BOOMER Copied. Nice work, sport.
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The $BOOMER mascot wearing a Robinhood cap and sunglasses
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SON, WHY DOES MY STOCK APP KEEP SAYING "GAS"? I DROVE A BUICK FOR FORTY YEARS. I KNOW WHAT GAS COSTS.

The Lore

How the boomers and the uncs
came onchain.

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A boomer relaxing in an armchair with a TV remote
Chapter I

The Recliner Era

For fifty years the boomer portfolio was untouchable. Blue chips, bonds, and a savings account earning 0.01%. He checked it quarterly. He trusted a guy at the bank named Gary. The recliner was leather, the remote had a red button, and nobody had ever said the word “blockchain” at Thanksgiving.

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A boomer at his desk studying a document very closely
Chapter II

The Discovery

Then the grandkids started talking. Onchain, they said. Self-custody. The boomer put on his reading glasses and studied the whitepaper like it was the Sunday paper. The uncs in the group chat started asking questions. Somebody's nephew turned $200 into a Winnebago. Attention was officially acquired.

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A boomer leaning back with his feet up on the desk, completely relaxed
Chapter III

Feet Up, Fully Onchain

And then Robinhood — the app the grandkids made him download during the GameStop thing — went onchain. No bridges. No seed phrases. No problem. The boomer didn't come to crypto. Crypto came to the boomer. And for the first time since 1987… he's early.

The Inheritance

10% AIRDROPPED
TO THE COMMUNITY

The uncs take care of their own. 10% of the total $BOOMER supply is being airdropped to the CashCat and Juggernaut communities — the day-one degens who kept the family group chat alive.

🐱
CashCat Community

Consider it a thank-you card. With money in it. Like grandma used to send.

🏋️
Juggernaut Community

The heavy lifters get their cut. No paperwork. No notary. Straight to the wallet.

Boomernomics

Numbers you can trust.
Like a firm handshake.

Ticker $BOOMER Easy to remember. Hard to forget. Just like his war stories.
Tax 0 / 0 We already paid taxes our whole lives. Enough is enough.
Airdrop 10% To the CashCat & Juggernaut communities. The will has been read.
Contract TBA Ask your grandson. He knows how to find it.

How to Buy

Get $BOOMER — even if you
still print your emails.

  1. 01

    Open Robinhood

    Yes, the one with the feather. Your grandson installed it on your phone in 2021. It's next to the weather app you check nine times a day.

  2. 02

    Get Some Crypto

    You've been yelling about it at dinner for ten years. Time to own some. It won't bite. Probably.

  3. 03

    Swap for $BOOMER

    Press the green button. Green means go. It's been green means go since before these kids were born.

  4. 04

    Hold

    You've held the same house for forty years and the same opinions for sixty. This will be the easiest hold of your life.

Message from Dad ✕
⚠️

I'M NOT SELLING. I DIDN'T SELL IN '08 AND I'M NOT SELLING NOW.

System Alert ✕
💾

THE BLOCKCHAIN IS JUST A LEDGER? I'VE KEPT A LEDGER SINCE 1974.

Reminder from Uncle Rick ✕
🔒

MY PASSWORD? IT'S ON A POST-IT NOTE ON THE MONITOR. WHERE IT'S ALWAYS BEEN.

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$BOOMER MOVEMENT?

The recliner is warm. The chain is live. Grab a seat, sport.

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